Illipony the Betrayer

arcel-sorm:

asklemontarts:

scootawhat:

askroo:

dark-shadow-and-night-shade:

askcabooseandshiela:

enderbrofanart:

minerfairy:

Well, this is derpy as all get out. Watch me delete this soon. XD

WHAT IS THIS AMAZING-NESS.

Spawn Point is desert. Companion is Ocelot. Weapon is Wooden Sword. First kill is Testificate. Nemesis is Blaze. What happens… is Herobrine.

((Ooooh…

Spawn: Jungle
Companion: Silverfish

Weapon: Raw… porkchop?

First Kill: Creeper

Nemesis: Ghast

What Happens?: Forever lost in an abandoned Mineshaft

I could… I could make a blog with this info. Yes.))
OOH OOH LEMME TRY
WAIT HOW DOES IT WORK

Spawn Point: Snow Biome

Companion: Golem(Which I live name it Bass)

Weapon: Diamond Sword

First Kill: Giant

Nemesis: Endermen

What Happens?: Herobrine

Bring it

Spawn Point: Ocean

Companion: Squid

Weapon: Diamond Sword

First Kill: Pigman

Nemesis: Iron Golem

What Happens?: Herobrine

An epic tale indeed.

Spawn Point: Tundra
Companion: Zombie
Weapon: Snowball
First Kill: Sheep
Nemesis: Israphel (fuck no.)
What Happens?: Build a sweet castle. (fuck yes.)

Spawn Point: Desert

Companion: Pig

Weapon: Bacon

First Kill: Jaguar

Nemisis: Spider

What Happens: Breed a rainbow of sheep

Oh fun =D

Spawn Point: Snow Area

Companion: Nether Dragon…. Hell yes =D

Weapon: Bow

First Kill: Spider

Nemisis And What Happens: Herobrine….

Spawn Point: Plains.

Companion: Iron Golem.

Weapon: Gold Sword.

First Kill: Pig.

Nemesis: Dog.

What Happens: Ride a pig off a cliff.

pyrys:

thegreatfirequeenkit:

pyrys:

rarityscorner-with-darkstar:

some-dude-called-jab:

askmidnightkira:

albertweskerplz:

……………………..
http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Ceadeus

Size: 5837.2 cm

lol, my dream came true (lasted played resident evil 5)

Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

AW HELL NO

Asura’s Wrath: Vlitra

MOTHERFUCKER!! OH GOD ALL THOSE GIANT TENTACLES!!! TTnTT

Dark Souls: Lord Gwynn…..More like I’m raping him >=3

Dante’s Inferno: Cleopatra

This bitch.

SHE TRIED RAPING THE CHARACTER I WAS PLAYING IN THE GAME, AND I KILLED HER.

NOW SHE’S COMING BACK TO DO IT TO ME?

OH HELL NO.

QUICK PELVIC THRUST A SCYTHE INTO HER APPENDIX!!!!

I last played World of Warcraft.  I last cleared Gnomeregan on my 30 mage.  So Mekgineer Thermaplugg.

…

*PUNT*

(Source: askjakemuller)

omgtoohilarious:

Omgtoohilarious!

Huh.

(Source: juako27, via lady-lyra)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum
1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker
1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)

Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.”

(Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.)

Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

(Source: ryanestradadotcom, via tuhpinkavenger)

j-moriarty:

thatsummerneverended:

also we tried to play skyrim last night

#you should blow on it

That’s what she said.

(Source: cackle-bladder, via tuhpinkavenger)

Bob Ross is best at painting trees.